spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.

Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.

by vertigh0st September 12, 2021

Yeaster Egg

When a woman doesn't tell you she has a yeast infection and you discover her supository during oral or fingering.

Sarah and I were watching that new Marvel movie and I discovered her yeaster egg.

by CoocheyCarnage_69 September 14, 2021

Egg Simp

a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names

Hey did you know that Madi simps for the egg?
What an Egg Simp

by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021

Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 23, 2021

Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and we had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 23, 2021

eat egg

A comedic phrase said by someone, usually without reason, can also be used as an insult

Crystal: Eat egg
Phil: what

by Weekfour July 30, 2021

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021