Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

egg

"a food that you eat, it tastes great"

"we will eat eggs, for breakfast today".

by euhjkfhwjknf October 27, 2020

Egg Dungeon

The act of entrapping yourself under a blanket (typically one of a thick material) and releasing an egg-fueled fart that fills the air quickly. Much like a gas chamber.

"Dude. I just had the most heavenly egg dungeon in the world. It was seriously the best."

by barrybingle November 17, 2021

Eggs on the high shelf

Used in the 1970’s to mean weed, marajuana.

Hey Susan, I’ve got so eggs on the high shelf I’ll bring over.

by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019

mega egg

When you find a giant egg in amongst lots of little eggs.

Guy 1: WOW LOOK AT THIS EGG!
Guy 2: MAN, THATS A MEGA EGG!

by milkshake99 July 2, 2011

Piss Eggs

When a discord user cries when they get punked

man, NPC was leaking piss eggs all over

by Icarus3000 December 30, 2023

Egg Head

Chloe Remick

If Chloe gets another concussion, the yolk will run out of her egg head

Shut up egg head

by Leedle 12 August 5, 2018