whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

Bourbon Cream

The act of crapping on a sexual partner's back, then laying atop them to spread the cream.

"The wife and I tried a Bourbon Cream last night!"

by chumin January 7, 2025

frozen ice cream

Frozen ice cream is still ice cream as usual but usually frozen ice cream tastes better than normal ice cream

Man 1: frozen ice cream is better than normal ice cream

Man 2: yes you are very right

by Sapphire >3< May 23, 2021

Boston Cream Doughnut

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch

Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit

by OzMuskratt January 2, 2022

Danger Cream

Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.

Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"

by Danger Cream Expert March 14, 2024

Day creaming

When you have sexual daydreams and get horny.

I was day creaming about that guy I told you about, I wish he was here right now so I could rip his clothes off.

by Mediumtittiegrungegf March 9, 2021

Sugar on the Cream

Can be used in a sentence in place of “spilling the tea” such as heres the gossip. It can also be used to mean “heres the cherry on top”, such as heres the defining factor, or the important part.

Person 1: did you hear about so and so’s new marriage?
Person 2: No, but heres the Sugar on the Cream, she had an affair with her last husband!

by Nick105105 February 25, 2024