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finger-crack

Noun- a smartphone that has enraptured its user to to point of serious addiction, such that the use must touch, tap, swipe, etc. or else become irritable and aggressive
Seeing the same student on her phone for the umpteenth time that period, the frustrated teacher told her student to put the finger-crack away and try, for the sake of all that is good, to control her addiction for the final five minutes of the period. Jonesing for another TikTok fix, the girl managed to pocket the device for all of 17 seconds.
finger-crack by Mr. Faraday January 9, 2024
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Bum crack 

bummy poo-poo crack shitty bum 1, 2, 3!
Bum crack by MrinkerKrit January 10, 2024

nene crack 

A hair oil that grows edges from Neashell Lewis.

(Nene crack court video in the tag)
“She didn’t pay the nene crack price, but she did grow out her edges.”

“Tell me more about the nene crack.”
nene crack by nenecrackuser January 23, 2024

cucumber crack 

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

Gut crack 

A gut crack is the butt crack formation of excessive bellybutton fat. It’s when a person is so fat and they have such a massive gut that their bellybutton area forms what looks like a butt crack.
If you have a gut crack then you should wear a shirt when you’re at the beach.
Gut crack by Dr. Cass April 9, 2024

whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds
"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"
whip crack by swag9001 June 15, 2024

Farm-crack 

Farm-crack, like bath-tub-crank, but 2025 edition.
And all through the town the people scavenged for what they needed for ;once again:; another batch of the best there is, farm-crack.