Main event boner

When casual mixed martial arts fans obsess over the winner of the weekend main event for days, and then nearly forget the fighter who participated exists shortly after.

i cant wait till twitter gets over their main event boner and shuts up about how great francis is.

by imposter_edits June 30, 2019

bus stop boner

A creepy old perv at a school bus stop with a boner.

Morgan got kicked off of Facebook again for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.

by 12HANNAH21 June 22, 2023

Dizzy Boner Syndrome

When you get so turned on by a dude's piece that it causes you to faint.

What happened to Jose? "Oh he's okay, he just has dizzy boner syndrome."

by BigDaddyBarbos February 18, 2022

A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.

Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.

by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018

Blairs Boner Game

In the middle of a party a random girl screams "BLAIRS BONER GAME!" And than the girls check of any guys have a boner and if they do the girl has to suck his dick

"I lost my virginity because of Blairs boner game! It was so fun."

by BlairsBonerGameOwner October 10, 2016

joshing my boner

An irrelevant term used when frustrated

Dude you're totally joshing my boner

by Term Meister December 21, 2017

Oliver and the Boner Clowns

a group of people on an acid trip in a forest

Mate its so fun to be doing the whole Oliver and the boner clowns, Why is it called Oliver?

because Oliver is an anagram for Lover and im loving this acid

by Zec12 March 1, 2017