elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.
no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.
by Chaintokers February 20, 2017
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Blairs Boner Game

In the middle of a party a random girl screams "BLAIRS BONER GAME!" And than the girls check of any guys have a boner and if they do the girl has to suck his dick
"I lost my virginity because of Blairs boner game! It was so fun."
by BlairsBonerGameOwner January 31, 2016
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joshing my boner

Dude you're totally joshing my boner
by Term Meister December 22, 2017
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A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.
by Theamazinggeek January 24, 2018
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skinny jeans boner

The worst thing to happen in the middle of math class
“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner
by Stakki December 27, 2017
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Horny Boner Sock

A sock sometimes used by African American males for cooming in Public, in School, or while on the bus.
Sometimes used for assault, or as a pretext to assault.

Commonly abbreviated with "HBS"
Daym jamal ay-o dis feel so good wen I coom in my Horny Boner Sock.

Fug jamal gawt so mad at dat nigga dat he slap heym widt his Horny Boner Sock lamo.
by BuckBreakerSneedFeeder October 09, 2021
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bus stop boner

A creepy old perv at a school bus stop with a boner.
Morgan got kicked off of Facebook again for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.
by 12HANNAH21 June 23, 2023
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