The bum sniper

An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.

“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”

by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022

Bum

The thing poo comes out of

P1 “hey is that your bum?”
P2 “heck yeah it is? I’m taking a poo💩”

by Nevaeh_you_loser August 15, 2019

milky bum

When a male ejaculates inside the female anus.

i made my girl have a right milky bum last night!!

by ellass_xox June 29, 2016

Bum dealer

When you encounter a colossal wanker aka Morgan k

“Hey can you FUCK ME IN THE ASS”
“No cunt”
“You bum dealer”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

Big Batty Bum Bum

Big batty bum bum ---> someone who has a large BATTY

"look over there, its louis, he has a BIG BATTY BUM BUM!"

by diamonz2 November 25, 2021

what the bum

"what the bum" is a phrase used jokingly and sometimes associated with brainrot.

think youre saying "erm what the freak" but instead youre saying "what the bum"

person 1: gets a cookie tray from subway and there's only half a cookie in there
also person 1: what the bum

by stellorcus August 13, 2024

bumming

to “jerk off” or formally known to beat the meat

i sat and bed and started bumming my night away

by John Cast April 9, 2020