American boy

An American guy in the US who acts like a boy by thinking just because he has the freedom of speech. He can act like a jerk. But, when a guy tries to fight him, or stand up for himself. He calls him a bitch. If a girl got disrespected, hit, or raped by a guy. Other guys would had beat him up, or killed him. The American guy is a bitch ass pussy who’s not man enough to get treated like a criminal when he’s guilty, and don’t want to get beat up by a guy over a guy when he deserves it. This makes the American guy looks like a bully, and a coward.

James: (talk shit to Michael).
Michael: Hey, come outside.
James: you a bitch!
Michael: Your a bitch ass, pussy ass idiot! American boy!
James: (didn’t fight Michael).

by LinkxPeach March 8, 2022

Natural-Born American Citizen

I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.

Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2025

American Embarrassment Experience

The profound shame associated with being swindled out of your life savings by some shit college only to be offered a $40,000/year job after graduation, all while the faggot billionaire class squanders our tax dollars amongst themselves.

What a total and absolute disgrace the American Embarrassment Experience is! They found a way to bring back indentured servitude to America!

by Publius0987 October 30, 2025

American AllStar

When a sexual act is taking place and incest, children, adults and shitting is a part of the gangbang

My family had an American AllStar Saturday night

by MamaPhuker September 29, 2025

American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.

Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022

American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)

Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.

by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023

American Gasp

That deep breath, after already overeating, so you can stuff more food into your pie hole.

“I don’t know Jim, after that American Gasp, was able to eat 4 more tacos.”

by Wheeze_Central January 16, 2022