Cry apple

Onion

I cut the cry apple and it irritated me lookers

by Bigworm69 December 17, 2024

Apple Silicon

Apple's latest line of advanced microchips running their extremely powerful mac lineup. It is truly innovated.

My Macbook Pro with Apple Silicon is blazing fast.

by technogodCEO December 25, 2024

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 29, 2024

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024

green fried apples

Used in conversation with Matthew Ethan Andre Gilchrist-Gray.

"yo bro tryna hop on the game?"
"green fried apples"
"???"

by cee._kay_ January 3, 2025

apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

pack some apples

to place one's testicles in an anus (one's own or preferably someone else's).

It's Friday night, hope I get to pack some apples.

by grannysmith69 January 10, 2025