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redwood special

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, after which the affronting male appendage is cleaned off via fellatio
Dude: "Yo, my girl was so hot and heavy for it last night that she gave me a redwood special."
Friend: "Way to go, bro!" ***vomits uncontrollably***
by WholesomeRoland May 21, 2013
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spearmint special

Johnny got a spearmint special from cathy. He was hooked instantly.
by Loveboi85 February 28, 2017
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The Boston Special

This act can ONLY be done with Bush's Original Boston Baked Beans. Open the can of Beans and gently pour them into a woman's vagina (be sure to scrape every last bean in) afterwards take a couple strips of bacon(I would suggest maple smoked) and insert them in as well. Afterwards you are going to fuck her fast and hard so that the friction cooks the bacon and warms up the beans, you will know when you are done because you will here the sizzle of the bacon. Afterwards pull out and let her clean your penis of the tasty leftovers and then grab a spoon and dig in!
by FilledWithBeans April 28, 2021
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Gents Special

The act of vomiting hungover in a toilet at your pathetic desk job and laying a fat shit on top it on company time.
Yo the casino was so lit yesterday that I dropped a Gents Special at work
by Dunmore dropout deluxe June 13, 2019
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Smolarek special

When you hit two vapes at one and cough out a lung
Pooey is hitting that smolarek special

'What a sick cunt'
by Smolarek October 7, 2023
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Special snowflake

Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.
Jesus goddam christ, moron.. ..You think you're some kind of special snowflake, don't you.
by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018
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Lexi Special

When a girl kisses you while giving you a painfully slow handjob. Mainly used by girls named Alexis, or Lexi, for short.
While on the bus to a basketball game, I saw Alexis give Mike a Lexi Special, so I made fun of her for it.
by SammyGDoubleE May 28, 2012
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