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Simp

A Man that pursues a woman that is obviously not interested in him.

The woman sees this as pathetic but will take advantage of it.
Such Man idolizes her.
He mistakenly believes that with unlimited acts of kindness , he can win her heart and eventually land in her bed.
Such Man will give even sexy lingerie to a woman, however fully aware that another man will be pulling off these panties.
A Simp will spend the essence of his emotional and financial resources on her even though he will never even get a kiss on the cheek.
A Simp will never get any sexual response from the woman he so pursues and idolizes. This is pathetic and counter productive to meeting an actual woman that would be an ideal partner.
The woman knows this an will fully take advantage of it.
A Simp is a man that will never move off the casual friend list and will be tolerated just as long as the money and gifts keep flowing.
The Simp will exhibit undying hope that eventually the woman will accept him as a sexual partner, but this will never happen.
The woman who is the target of the Simps affection is usually not extraordinary in any way but she enjoys the attention and uses it as a cruel form of sadistic and masochistic gratification.

The Simp is the man that receives the Punishments inflicted on the woman by her Alpha Male sexual partners.
Simp-A flogging boy .
The only cure for the simp is to completely delete any and all Things associated with the woman, and never see her again. Ever.
He is such a Simp, he spends all his money on her , but he will never land her in bed.
by Falcon88 March 5, 2020
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by ahsimeisasimp May 17, 2022
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Where a male places himself and or agrees on the side of a female in a discussion where most of the males opinions oppose that of the female, going to the extent of baiting his homies, in order to get in those panties, however ends up looking submissive and a huge pussy and failing to make any contributions in his hunt for the female e.g famous simpers: yasir Ahmed
yasir Ahmed is being a huge simp and he is also a snitch
by Kasper19292992 January 12, 2020
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@Taxibog69 = simp
Taxi is a simp, no questions asked
by OMEGALUL420 March 1, 2020
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means you read 1 million or more fanfics, you have many pictures of your crush/crushes, you are obsessed on specific people, and that you are inlove with them either fictional or they dont know you exist
sara: what are you
jade: i am a simp
by simpforrobpattinson July 10, 2021
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Einfach Elias der Eselmann
"Jungs ich bin mit den Arsch Trainieren weil ich das "lernen" möchte ."

aCH elIAs du Simp lösch dich
by Männliche Dominanz August 11, 2020
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Shortened version of simping, usually used in reference to something one likes so much that you allow it to take over all of your thoughts.
I simp BTS.
by FailedOfferings August 24, 2020
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