Incompetent Tom

Referring to Tom Anderson, creator of MySpace, refusing to allow certain xhtml codes onto user profiles.

Don't be such an incompetent tom, money doesn't grow on trees.

by bangingcicadas October 25, 2008

Tom

The nicest guy you will ever meet, he is funny, kind, loving, caring and a friend for life. He is a genuine person who is always there when you need him, and he doesn’t have time for fake friends. Tom is a good mate who you are lucky to know, he will never let you down no matter what. He is handsome, charming, and sexy. Tom is a sick bloke and deserves more recognition than he gets

Person 1“Hey you know Tom, he is so nice and kind and genuine”
Person 2 “yeah I know, and as an added bonus, he is cute and charmingly sexy.”
Person 1 “omg I know right, I wish he knew how I felt, I want to marry him so bad and live the rest of my life with him because he is everything I have ever wanted in a man.”

by Queen nae nae November 17, 2019

Tom

Tom is the best with the biggest dick in the world tall the best looking and the sexiest

Tom will fuck ur girl

by Sexy Tom November 29, 2021

Tom

Tom is THE boy. The one for you. Once you laid your eyes on him, it's impossible to stop loving him. He steals you heart. He melts your heart with his CHARMING smile. No matter how much you have said to your self that you got over him, he will always have a part of your heart. He is that boy that will be able to make you smile no matter how sad you are. And no matter how bad the situation is, he will always come back to you. And when you feel lonely, the thought of him will make you all warm inside.

Someone: Where is Tom?
Me: In my heart and mind FOREVER
#Thomas Michael Goggin

I love you forever!

Post Falls

by Caramelob12 July 25, 2018

TOM

Time of the month

Hey girl can’t go swimming today Tom is here.

by Prettybolocks July 26, 2019

Tom Nook

Provider of crushing debt. Promotes child labor with his own family. The main cause of Capitalism

Tom Nook set the orphanage on fire

by Cynnierollz May 26, 2025

Tomming

"Tomming" refers to someone doing a stupid act, or saying something stupid either to annoy someone, or your just genuinely stupid.

It may also refer to doing degenerate activities while participating in online games, eg, camping, using auto shotgun, or doing a 360 and shooting the door.

Person 1: "Please stop tomming, its giving me an aneurysm" person 2: "yeah my bad ill stop"

by thatguy_2 January 8, 2025