Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)

1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019

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top

Expression used by Italians to show their excitement for an incoming event.

Person 1: let's go get a pizza tonight
Person 2: top

by ttoommxx March 31, 2019

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pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 1, 2019

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Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019

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