god squad

the religion crazed person that runs ASB

Thought God Squad may be our asb prez...she totally sucks

by kdrjsf May 10, 2006

peace to the gods

means to be gone or to tell someone you are leaving

r: "yo you out?"

t: "yeah man, im peace to the gods."

by Soto Capo October 16, 2008

Lamb of God

A bad metal band that tries too hard to be "hardcore metal" or "metalcore" or whatever you call it while sucking in the process. News flash: Constant, incoherent screaming doesn't make you a "badass", it makes you look like a group of idiots with no depth. I'm not saying they aren't instrumentally talented, because they are, but raw talent and manufactured guitar solos don't make up for shitty songwriting and boring concepts. Similar cases of talented bands that still manage to suck include Dream Theatre and Children of Bodom.

"YEAH! LAMB OF GOD IS TEH HARDKORE!!!1"
-or-
"Lamb of God could be so much better, but they choose to be fucking lame."

by Celia Cruz March 26, 2005

God Church

A stupid phrase Snake Paul created.

And it's selling like a God church.
You: Get some help

by Payterella September 17, 2017

God Church

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch

Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul

by httpxary on instagram November 6, 2017

God Condom

Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.

I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.

by GucciAdonis September 28, 2017

Sauce God

when someone’s ability so sauce / woo the opposite gender is divine

also can be used when witnessing someone in the act of saucing

Example 1

npc 1: “bro you really pulled that 10/10?”
npc 2: “yea bro”
npc 1: “naw bruh your a sauce god”

Example 2
me: (sees guy making out with girl)
me: “sauce goddd”

by sam the slutty slut June 16, 2023