Mongolian Snakebite

A sexual act which requires a great deal of love and trust with your mate. To perform the Mongolian Snakebite, you need a sharp knife and your penis. You simply stab your lover, probably in the tummy, and then fuck the hole.

I gave my old misses a Mongolian Snakebite last night... she hated it but the police thought it was hilarious.

by 2005 Honda Odyssey December 16, 2018

sea snake

A squirmy, water loving, salty backstabber, who acts as a friend but they are really the opposite.

snake backstabber squirmy

We used to be best friends until she snaked me out. That little sea snake.

by pisi February 24, 2019

taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

Silent Snake

When ur playing naked twister and something accidentally goes in

Guy: Left foot on green
Girl: WoOaAh
Guy: You’ve just been silent snaked

by silent snakes July 27, 2019

Strawberry Snake

When a male has sex with a female on her period, turning his penis a pinkish, strawberry red.

In exchange for giving her anal she said I had to give her a strawberry snake.

by Nell.e August 8, 2019

Aiden shnakebowl

A hot dude that is really nice, athletic, and friendly... most of the time who also shares their starbursts 😋 unpredictable in so many different ways and did I mention hot?

My friend "yo do you have a crush" Me "just a small one" My friend "who?" Me "Aiden Shnakebowl" My friend "serches his name... 😏😏"

by seri...yup that's me November 4, 2019

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020