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retard

Someone that swaps left and right click in Minecraft.
Retard: I use left click to build in Minecraft because most Roblox games use left click to build.
Normal Person: Are you a retard?
Retard: Yes.
by OofItsLuka April 30, 2021
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Fat Retard Pedofile

i looked in the dictionary for fat retard pedofile and canadian suspicious plant showed up !! Crazy
by dookiebear January 24, 2025
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retard

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.
by Cynical Man July 5, 2024
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Retard

People who drive 10+ miles under the speed limit even though the speed sign is clearly shown.

People who text and drive.

Republican candidates after 1930.

People who have a perfectly functioning brain yet choose to be self entitled and ignorant.
Friend1: Why is the person in front of us not following the speed limit?They have plenty of room to go faster.

Friend2: Probably just some retard on their phone.
by givesnofucks26 June 16, 2023
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Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.
by theSeth May 21, 2019
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retarded

Jared, jared is retarded
jared: Hi guys. hows your day
Everyone: stfu you dumb bitch

jared: ok
everyone: Jared,your so retarded
by jonbene chandler February 26, 2019
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