Chocolate Pie

You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!

"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"

"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"

"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"

by Yeah It's KK November 21, 2019

poopie pie

when you wanna say lets go fuck in front of your kids with out actually saying it

Poopie pie???? (yes ma'am i wana go smash)

by cookkie November 21, 2019

Cherry pie

Cherry pie means eating bloody pussy.

Jace: I told Haley to sit on my face, so she queened me, but she had her period and I ended up eating cherry pie.

Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?

Jace: A little undercooked.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

Lemon Meringue Pie

When you squirt lemon juice on your dick before she’s about to cum, and then stick it back in.

I was fucking Tatiana last night and we made a lemon meringue pie! I didn’t eat it, though.

by Evo Zondo November 27, 2019

Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie

Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.

I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.

by solipskier April 8, 2019

Poo tang pie

Your nans bum

Your poo tang pie is ugly

by Big bootie April 16, 2019