A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.
Hey, how was the party last night?
It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!
Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!
It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!
Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!
by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011
Get the Funky-Towned mug.A small rural or suburban town that people live in for the entirety of their lives. These towns are filled with families who have been there for generations. Children are born and raised there, where their parents were born and raised before them. Everyone knows each other. If a person doesn’t get out of the town as soon as they have independence, they will most likely be “trapped” there.
Trap towns generally have run down buildings, issues with alcohol and underaged drinking, and are not located near any big cities.
Trap towns generally have run down buildings, issues with alcohol and underaged drinking, and are not located near any big cities.
I got out of my hometown as soon as I soon as I can. My brother wasn’t as lucky. He’s lived here his whole life. It’s a total trap town.
by Shit.zone July 19, 2019
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Example: Bob- "let's just take Main Street?"
Townie: "nah brah, just take college to Adelaide to division to lee to Kelsey. Wanna get high first? I know a guy. "
Bob: "dude you have a serious case of towns syndrome but yea we can et high."
Townie: "nah brah, just take college to Adelaide to division to lee to Kelsey. Wanna get high first? I know a guy. "
Bob: "dude you have a serious case of towns syndrome but yea we can et high."
by Alreadyinuse July 10, 2014
Get the towns syndrome mug.Or "you gotta pronounce it right" town --- to truly "talk Yankee" or "speak like a real Mainuh", you don't call it "BAR HARBOR" (by-da-dictionary speakers are looked at funny here) or "BAY HAYBUH" or "BUH HUHBUH" --- it's "BAAH HAAHBAH"!
Woolwich, Maine might also be jokingly called Maine's "sheep town", but I was referrin' to Baah Haahbah.
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Get the Maine's "sheep town" mug.A shit hole in which the environment is usually characterized by rain, mud, ghettos, and humidity. Gutter towns tend to have a disgusting film of green slime over them, and wet leaves sticking to every surface. The populace includes, but is not limited to: meth heads, prostitutes, thugs, and homeless people. It is hard to own anything nice in a gutter town, and living in one is generally depressing to the average person.
Person A: “Aye bro, you wanna go to Biloxi, Mississippi?”
Person B: “Nah dude that place is a fuckin’ gutter town.”
Person B: “Nah dude that place is a fuckin’ gutter town.”
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Get the old town road mug.One of the man remixes of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X. This song brought back the hype for Old Town Road for at least a day as it features RM (Kim Namjoon) of BTS in it.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard Lil Nas X's new remix for Old Town Road?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Seoul Town Road? No, not yet
Person 1: Well, you should stream it.
Person 2: Oh, you mean Seoul Town Road? No, not yet
Person 1: Well, you should stream it.
by Let Taehyung be in Cypher 5 August 1, 2019
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