Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.

Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”

by Yogurtboys May 28, 2018

triple milk

When you cum three times in one sitting

She was grinding on my cock, I think I triple milked

by Annonanon January 1, 2018

milk first

Something that a absolute fucking RETARD would do. How are you going to eat that pile of cereal floating on milk? It's a disgrace that in the age of advanced technology there are still "people'' who make cereal this way.

I live by the rule "Cereal first" but I have a downey brother and he prefers to pour milk first. No wonder he's a downey lmao

by HMmmmmmmmmmmmnm April 25, 2019

Scroat Milk

Milk from the scrotum (i.e. another name for semen.)

"when I need protein in the morning, I order a large scroat milk latte."

by StarvinMarvin June 4, 2023

In the milk

In the sarcastic, shade throwing word flow

Damn! Gerg was really in the milk when he ragged on that 78 year old lady's cardigan, and made fun of her dead husband. She had NO comeback.

by Strictlytrolling June 28, 2023

Milked

When you absolutely muck someone by clean sweeping or near sweeping someone so they got Milked for everything they had which is even more devastating and humiliating than getting mucked.

They got Milked that game they didn’t stand a chance.

by Bloodnight November 25, 2017

Jersey Milk

A mix of spray tan and semen

I left some jersey milk on a girl's bed last night.

by Phabioli Ravioli January 24, 2021