Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

by Keouiiii February 15, 2020

beat it, buck

to move on, to step off to or be encouraged to willingly leave the scenario.

your words are over, you best beat it, buck!

not cool, beat it buck!

by MissMissile April 30, 2011

Beat a trans day

November 28, a day where you go out and beat trans people and they CANNOT fight back

Joseph: Hey dude do you know what day it is?
Rya: November 28?
Joseph: No dude it's beat a trans day. *BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF RYA*
Rya: NOOOOOOOOOOO

by billionsmustdie November 27, 2023

Beat The Volver

The new way of saying Flick the bean

Guy1: Did you beat the volver the other night?
Guy2: Mate, i beat so much volver it was unreal

by GashByTheMeter December 14, 2010

Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back

Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?

by TSK7 August 08, 2023

National beat the shit out of Finn day

This day is reserved for beating the shit out of finn. Only him.

“Hey guys guess what! It’s national beat the shit out of Finn day!”

by IdioticPinapple September 30, 2022