October 25

Give you boyfriend whatever he wants day no exceptions

“I want a tool on October 25” I’ll get on it babe

October 25 by Dredadon98 October 18, 2019

October 20

National hump a trashcan day and no one can call u gae and if they do u get to bitch slap them on the face

*humps a trashcan*

Random dude : GAE
U : U can say shit it’s October 20 national hump a trashcan day bitch

*bitch slaps him

October 20 by Hola_my_dudes October 18, 2019

October 21 

Time to grow a pair and ask out you're crush

Its october 21, you know what that that means alicea.

October 21 by Nohomobut6969 October 19, 2019

October 17 

The day we’re you and the girl sneak out to have fun

October 17 is the day we’re you can do whatever you want be sneaking out

“Yo are you gonna fuck Jessica tonight”

Ya chad she’s gonna suck my dick too”
“This day is for beauty’s”

October 17 by BradTheChadWithTheBigDong October 19, 2019

October 23 

Nation bash a girl day

Its october 23rd now bash a girl

October 23 by naughtyboy99 October 21, 2019

October 24th 

October 24 is say a thanos quote day

And if you don’t say a thanos quote you will be snapped out of existence,gone reduced to atoms

james: Gone reduced to atoms

Janes: oh it’s October 24th thanosquote day

October 24th by My wong October 24, 2019

October 27 

October 27 is national tell your momma jokes day

Being defined:
Person1:Yo momma so fat, when she farts we collide with the moon.
Person2: yo momma so fat hello kitty said goodbye.
Person 1&2: I only said it because it’s October 27 National tell a your momma joke day.
Person1&2:jinx, JINX AGAIN!!!

October 27 by JoeMommaYuriTarted134 October 24, 2019