ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

Ninja

The act of spying or checking up thoroughly on someone through their online profiles. E.g. Facebook, blogs

Hey do you suppose you can help me ninja on the girl we just met in the pantry?

I wonder what kind of topics she likes, maybe I should ninja her blog.

by lordknn November 26, 2010

ninja creami

The act of eating ice cream out of someone's ass.

My husband ninja creamied me last night with a pint of Chunky Monkey.

by cat-daddy June 9, 2025

Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.

"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."

by NCrash December 17, 2011

Ninja Bomb

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.

This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.

by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019

Code Ninja

A mercenary-level developer that produces obfuscated code that fullfills the case study, thus bein able to charge his freelance honoraries faster than a Ninja can draw a Shuriken from his robe.
His obfuscation stems not from bad faith, but merely from getting results as fast as possible; and mainly because, like the proverbial Ninja, he claims to be a Black Belt master of any weapon (language) he gets his hand on.
"Jack of All Trades, Master of None" is a phrase of wisdom he disdains with a sense of pride.

This dude is a Code Ninja, no matter in which language is the thing written in. Code's a bit messy, but the customer got his results rather quickly.

by alejandrob April 13, 2018

Urban Ninja

In today's fashion design, many schools are deeply influenced by subcultures, and their designs and concepts are biased towards oriental design aesthetics. For example, the ancient oriental design aesthetic concept of harmony between man and nature, just in line with the new aesthetic vision of the information age, should be based on the requirements of the sustainable development goals of people, machines (products), nature, and society. Some of us love Japanese ninjas, but they cannot become ninjas because of their solidified ninja spirit. Urban Ninja is naturally born when everyone is making breakthroughs and innovations.

Beta says he dresses up like an Urban Ninja

by Bestr4y June 9, 2022