Money

Something you're not allowed to breathe without losing.

Bro 1: How much money you have?
Bro 2: Never enough.

by Hjkgfdcbh June 14, 2022

Money

something I don't have

Person A; Do you have any money?

Person B; I'm still broke sadly

by Microwave2222 June 18, 2022

Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb

When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back

by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022

Mad Money

An expression dating back to the 1920's, it is a fund of physical currency generally in the form of coins, set aside for when one is incredibly angry. Most commonly it is used in the assault of another individual.

Jerry was so upset, he tucked that roll of quarters in his fist and just beat the tar outta that prostitute. Someone might wanna hide his mad money..."

by HotHaimSammich June 27, 2022

Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

by Rusty Shackleford the first. June 30, 2022

Wasting your money

The definition of wasting your money is buying discord nitro

"this nigga really wasted their money to buy discord nitro. only stinky dweebs have the ability to use that app"
"an example of wasting your money is buying discord nitro. the fuck is it even used for"

by nigga whats a psyeudowkl June 30, 2022

Drew Money

Like adult money but a lot more

I wish I had "Drew Money"

by Pfavorite July 4, 2022