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Meat Thermometer

The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"
Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her
by DerekBennett May 16, 2014
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Meat Puppet

Used to descibe a person that is talked down to, made fun of, called ugly names, and basically treated like shit by someone trying to make themselves feel superoir by being mean.
I deserve better than you because you are just meat puppet that does not understand how much I need my ass fluffed.
by Boots -N - Knives February 9, 2018
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Meat Zucchini

The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.
You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.
by #idareyoutoeatit July 30, 2018
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meat blunt

by Melanie500 October 26, 2016
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meat money

A little purse that is primarily spent on male prostituion
Eg im saving more meat money so i can have a visit from Ernesto on saturday
by DictatorshipDictionary January 22, 2016
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Mystery meat

The rapper, the creator, the arteest.

ITS MYSTERY MEAT.
I went to Maryland this weekend to see dr Dre and mystery meat preform it was the best concert ever
by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022
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Keppel Meated

To cheat someone by making them pay too much money for something, to deceive someone.
My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!
by Sparksey85 January 21, 2023
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