shovel man

n. A friend who know's where your secrets are hidden such as drugs, porn, mistresses or illegal activities and upon your death will clean out all evidence of your bad habits before your family finds out about your "other side". He's called a "shovel man" because once he has all the evidence he's supposed to bury it where no one will find it.

I'm not worried about Darla finding my porn stash if this plane crashes, my shovel man, Steve's got that covered.

by MickD October 15, 2007

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Taser man

A police man or woman, guards and any egotistical maniac with a taser gun and a badge.

The taser man stopped me to give me a ticket and tased me instead.

by Andybcrazy January 6, 2009

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man soak

A man soak is the event where two men soak in a hot tub in the most masculine fashion possible. Rules are: No body parts may touch, rock music must be played for the duration, any beverage consumed must be out of plastic glasses (beer glasses are ok), the man soak must never be talked about.

I think a man soak is in order after that soccer game. My legs are killing me.

by Frenchy St.Anger December 28, 2007

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