I Love You

It is words used by people who are in Love with each other,

They would do anything for the other person,

They would tell them things they wouldn't share with anyone,

They are happy and smitten,

It gives them a reason to live.

Just thinking about that person puts a smile on their face and makes their day perfect,

They would go through anything and go anywhere for you,

It leads people to marriage and having kids.

They would give you everything you need and be Content with just being with you and seeing you happy.

The only thing they would want to change about you is your last name.

Andrew: I Love you so much I can't fall asleep because reality is better than my dreams. xXx

Caitlin: Awwwww, I feel the same about you -Kisses Andrew- I Love You. -puts head into Andrew's chest- XxX

I Love You by Andiboy September 7, 2010

I'm thinking Arby's 

a thought that pops into one's mind before eating extremely beefy pussy

Right before performing cunnilingus on a woman, if she has extremely beefy flaps, her male lover might think, "I'm thinking Arby's."

I'm thinking Arby's by Justin crazy May 27, 2008

I'm GAY 

what a guy usually says when he doesn't want to take the relationship any further and/or starts to panic
here's an example:

girl: (gets closer to the guy) Hey Babee...
guy: Yeaa..? (looks worried)
girl: I was thinking we should get ma-
guy: - I'm sorry I'm GAY! we can't get married!
girl: WHAT!!! I was going to say get matching shirts for the game!
guy: -____-

I'm GAY by VICKYflysHIGH February 15, 2009

i'm not a model 

I'M NOT A MODEL is a new urban brand and the fashion house of luxurious comfort. Loungewear label for after-workout, after-party, i'm going shopping, just watching TV, chillin' with my boyfriend, walking my dog moments in life...

Thank you, but nope - I'm not a model!

i'm not a model by ednoror February 22, 2008

I can't see shit 

An exclamation often said by pilots when flying in heavy rain, fog or cloud. Usually to their co-pilot, but not to air traffic controll on the radio. Usually said when the other pilot claims to know where the landing runway is, while the exclaimant has no idea. Is an indicator that the person saying the phrase is both lost, and can't see anything comprehensable out the window

Copilot: Runway is off to the right sir
Pilot: Where? I can't see shit!

I can't see shit by Trent S Hopkinson April 24, 2006

I Carry

When you are so good at a video game (Team games like Halo, Call of Duty, Counter Strike, etc.) that you get way more kills than anyone on your team and end it with a win.

You are basically carrying the team's weight on your back.

Noobs on Your Team: YAY! we won!

You: Yeah because I Carry random BKs like you!

I Carry by fries with that November 7, 2009

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008