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Hitting the Hazards

Hitting the Hazards can be defined as one of two things. Number one, an individual hitting 2 blinkers back to back, or Number two, an individual hitting 2 blinkers simultaneously on multiple pens.
I tried Hitting the Hazards last night and I couldn't breathe for a little bit but I got *so stoned*.
by Barbalax August 24, 2023
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Phantom Clock Hit

The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.
"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"
by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025
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Hit and Run

Having sex with a girl than disappearing, never to be seen again.
I met up with this girl I met on tinder but didn’t have any condoms so I had to hit and run.
by anonymous December 9, 2023
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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
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Hit the woah

A very popular dance that teenagers do these days. It's very odd but if you can do it, you're an automatic edgyGOD.
Jalen hit the woah and now everyone says he is an edgyGOD.
by hithththouwhoa June 6, 2019
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Hit Stupid People Month

Somebody you don't like is constantly speaking to you? Then look no further to this month! Hit Stupid People Month is the month February where anybody who you dislike can get punched, kicked, and called stupid!
Anybody who you hit or send a link to this cannot send it back even if it has been years since the original sender sent the link or punched the other. So don't worry on getting pulled in.
Hey pal, watch your back during Hit Stupid People Month!
by He llo February 3, 2023
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Hit Hot

when that shit hits so hot your bruhcan 🖤🪦🥀
person1: hey man you alright in there
person2: *crying*
person1: ...ok then that must of hit hot
by dino muggets July 16, 2021
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