german game 

the goal of the game is to have your mark inquisitively say: "whaaat?"

in order to do this you may make up words, mumble, create fictitious events, use clever distractions and etc.

on a defensive measure, if you realize someone is trying to "german you" simply say the word: amstedam. this will let your opponent know they have failed to german you. if someone is not trying to german you and you say amsterdam there are no consequences, but it is also possible to simply use a different word other than amsterdamn (i.e., excuse me? what did you say? etc.).

optional: when completing a german on someone it is optional to throw your right elbow up in a 90 degree angle with fist motion to further rub it in your opponent's face you have indeeded german them.

sidenote: this game was created to promote good grammar in a fun competitive way.

here are a few scenarios of the german game.

katie*: it's just that i don't like... murmur murmur murmur... so not wearing underwear is fun for me.
grandpa sean*: what!?
katie: germaned!

grandpa sean: hey katie, did you know about crappletine?
katie: amsterdam!
grandpa sean: damn.

or

grandpa sean: hey katie, did you know about crappletine?
katie: crappletine? i don't believe I know about such a thing.
grandpa sean: damn.

*the names have been changed in order to protect a lesser party from embarrassment due to his lack of germaning skills.

german game by k>GS September 25, 2009

The Game 

The most annoying thing in the world.

Often used to annoy the hell out of your friends.

The purpose of The Game is not to remember it exists... once you think about it you lose and you MUST tell EVERY-FREAK'N-ONE that you lost so they may suffer with you.

Which, by the way... you lost The Game.

Jenny: -thinks: oh, damn... The Game- HEY LENNY! I LOST THE GAME!

Lenny: I will fucking kick your ass!

The Game by Alyxxandrea March 25, 2010

Memory Game 

A game played when smoking a joint with 2 or more people.
The person who starts takes a drag and then says a 'random word'. They take another then pass the joint. The reciever of the joint takes a drag and repeats the word the first person said aswell as adding his own 'random word'. He then takes another drag and passes it to the next person. This third person must take a drag and repeat both of the random words that were said, in order aswell as adding his own random word. He then takes another drag and passes the joint. The list of words gets longer and harder to remember as the game goes on, and the people playing get more stoned, adding to the fun of the game.

--MEMORY GAME--
Stoner1: (toke) ''dragon'' (toke)
Stoner2: (toke) ''dragon, grenade'' (toke)
Stoner3: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis'' (toke)
Stoner4: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis, kush'' (toke)
Stoner1: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis, kush, wizard'' (toke)

Memory Game by jappy jappy jappy January 9, 2011

Three Hour Game 

A purchased video game, that is beatable within the first day, and leads to major disappointment and/or masturbation.

Don't get that new bond game, it's a three hour game.

Three Hour Game by Paccali November 14, 2002

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE 

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

Wikipedia Game 

The inevitable result of trying to do serious research on wikipedia. Consists of clicking on random links in articles until you get as far away from the original topic as possible. The results must then reported to the closest person you know.

I was researching Warren Buffet for business class. Sure enough, I got into a session of the wikipedia game, and 9 pages later, I was on Louis the XIV of France.

Wikipedia Game by Danstu January 8, 2007

pants game 

An entertaining game in which you replace one or more words in a sentence or quote with "pants".

See also: pantsify

Original Quote: "I can't help?"
"You'd kinda be in my way." - Kairi and Sora, Kingdom Hearts

Pantsified Quote: "I can't help?"
"You'd kinda be in my pants."

pants game by DClick April 1, 2004