Beer Party

A cliche high school party in which the jocks spike the punch. There are lots of hot babes who attend said party.
Person 1: Damn it dude, I can’t believe those fucking jocks didn’t invite me to their beer party.

Person 2: That’s ok dude, I heard that the jocks spiked the punch and a bunch of people fucking died.
by Epic Highschooler September 03, 2019
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pussy beer float

When a women puts her legs over a mans shoulders and the man eats her out while he is eating her out another person pushes her boobs together and pours a beer down her boobs and goes down to the vagina while he is eating her out he also drinks the beer
Dude! I did the pussy beer float last night!
No way

Yea the beer hit my mouth right when she came fuck yea!!
by Digilo July 18, 2019
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beer buds

Originated as a misspelling of "ear buds". Similar to beer goggles, except for your ears. When you listen to something that sounds awful while sober but sounds great while drunk.
"Dude, did you hear the new Nickelback album? It's fucking off the CHAIN!"
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."
by ArtisOracle March 12, 2013
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Beer Fart

Beer-Fart: (1) A wet fart, (when one farts and realizes that it was not just gas.

(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.
As in: Hey Dustin, why you walking so funny? Man, I just had a beer Fart and stained my underwear.
by KillerBebe February 21, 2023
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pimp beer

When underage girls hang out in liquor store parking lots until they find a desperate looking guy of age to buy them beer while the girls wait outside.
Let’s go to Surf Liquor and pimp beers for the party tonight.
by HillyDupes July 17, 2020
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One Beer Asshole

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.
Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
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Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.
Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer
by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023
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