Dirty Egg

When you start out with raw anal sex then move to the vagina without cleaning your penis off first.

Last night me and Kim got it on and I gave her a dirty egg.

by razzle dazzle 73 June 8, 2023

An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

Egg Salad

To eject egg matter from one's anus.

She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.

by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024

Egg

An egg is a round object that oviparous female individuals lay. It protects and sustains the embryo inside it. If it wasn't fertilized it can also be eaten by humans and other animals

I ate an egg
This chicken laid 20 eggs this month

by TheBlev June 7, 2021

Yeaster Egg

When a woman doesn't tell you she has a yeast infection and you discover her supository during oral or fingering.

Sarah and I were watching that new Marvel movie and I discovered her yeaster egg.

by CoocheyCarnage_69 September 14, 2021

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is gyoulifp

by ACK shmo February 28, 2022

kuester egg

The act of having a butt plug inserted while going about your day as if everything was normal.

Dude, I think that chick is rockin a kuester egg. Look at the way she is walking.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 March 18, 2022