whatever makes you wet

1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.

Jill: "Do you want to watch The Notebook or Armageddon?"
Tom: "Well... whatever makes you wet."

by st33lyguy December 26, 2007

Wet Hot American Summer

The best perverted movie EVER.


What to remember:
"She's playing the flute... kinky! Why are her clothes still on?"
"McKinley's a fag! McKinley's a fag with Ben!"
"Excuse me while I go hump the fridge... that's right, kids. I also smear mud on my ass..."

Max: "Hey, Zolin. What's your favourite part of Wet Hot?"
Zolin: "The barn scene wth the guys and the matching socks!"

by aaaeehlnnrrrsstu June 5, 2004

Adult Wet Nurse movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal the occupation of being an adult wet nurse. That is a woman let's adults suck milk out of her tit.

This is sometimes done among teen MILFs and in some bars you can go in and order a " Milk Mamma" and some woman will come out and let you suck the milk out of her tit.

Support the adult wet nurse movement.

by Judge dredd7 July 17, 2011

Wet Fart Jet Fart

An explosive diahrea wet fart that acts as a jet engine that shoots you air born from your seat, leaving you confused and embaressed.

dood i just had a wet fart jet fart, it blew me through the roof of my grandmas house

by Evan, Joe G November 29, 2010

You Better wet it

If its pussy you better wet it!

turk wet it

by The Josh Man June 30, 2004

get yo d wet

The act of getting some pussy or head. Getting your penis wet with spit or pussy juice. Getting some ass, getting girls, etc.

A much more fun way of saying, I'm tryna to get laid, or tryna mac tonight.

kid watching friend make out with girl: YO SON GET YO D WET!!

kid 1: let's hit the club tonight
kid 2: wordddd, time to get my d wet, I'm lookin fresh as hell tonight

by el hombre 123 October 9, 2010

Jay Wet asf

He’s a hot lightskin with a 20 inch weewee. He also makes amazing beats they make my panties wet. He also is a dirty spook.

“Jay Wet asf beats makes me float everytime.”
“Same man, wanna float rn?”

by Jay Wet Asf August 27, 2021