meat checking

When a love interest or significant other calls you constantly to make sure you aren't cheating on her.

My girlfriend calls me 7 times a day. She doesn't love me that much, she's just meat checking.

by 239 king May 24, 2018

meat lumped

Beat down. Keep running your mouth and you’ll get your meat Lumped

Keep running your mouth and you’ll get your meat Lumped

by Sassy 63 September 27, 2020

cinderella meat

The way a man describes his belly and how it turns to penis after midnight.

This ain't fat, it's Cinderella meat because it all turns to dick after midnight

by Bluetruth March 30, 2017

meat edit

To perform a one-time edit a text file, usuially a set of organized data, by hand.

Usuially used as the alternative to writing a script or program to reach the same goal.

Frequently used when one decides that programming a disposable script and running it is more time consuming than just doing it by hand.

<geek1> This file needs some occurances of 'foo' replaced by 'bar', and I'm not sure how to write a script to do it.
<geek2> how about hiring someone at minimum wage to do a meat edit for you?

See also adidas protocol

by flipmcf August 27, 2005

Meat Santa

One who gives kids meat for Christmas. Usually have the name Justin

Justin "Meat Santa" gave little kids his meat for Christmas.

by YDB17 April 29, 2019

meat manager

he who is all about the penis and manages it like a deli owner

Billy is a meat manager he manages more meat than a butcher! basically a homo sexual like you.

by TyWeeZy May 25, 2008

Meat Peeping

Gathering intel on any & all foreign packages in an all male shower. Despite rampant homophobia among athletes & YMCA members meat peeping is prevalent in locker room showers as it is the simplest method of peer review for penile discrimination.

Frank: Are you going to hit the showers; wash off all that chlorine?
Saul: I would but there's a lot of meat peeping right now. Todd's yoga class just got out.

by deathday July 10, 2014