by skelbony May 23, 2017
Star is our mother. Star sadly only has five dollars to her name so she doesn’t have enough money to feed her 8 children. Star is a space goddess that got kicked out of heaven and writes fanfics about men eating hot chip and lie.
by Mei is a duck May 30, 2021
by Dopeboy Cov June 04, 2018
A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.
by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
The opposite of star-crossed lovers, those who are meant to be together but they are pulling themselves away, they are soulmates that completly deny it, either because they physically exes or they think they’re relationship is just temporary until one moves away.
“Its a shame Justin and Bailey broke up, they were perfect for eachother! But now they’re both cold and distant from eachother. Guess now they really are star-crossed exes.” (it is used as noun or an adjective)
by Trian December 29, 2023
The US Postal Service term for its new FSS-Flat Sequencing System mail sorter-named because the carriers will be on the street for almost their entire shift instead of sorting the mail for their routes for the first three hours of their shift.
"The Death Star will be up and running in Boston right after Christmas-I'm taking that early retirement package...."
by USPS_Pistol_Team October 28, 2009
when somebody gives somebody else a slap on the back with their fingers spread into a wide open hand (and it hurts like a fucking bitch)
by soljighi May 14, 2018