Monkey Meat

Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.

“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”

by DragonaDarling October 18, 2019

sweet meat

Noun: a girl with a butt so nice that you want to eat it

Synonyms: dumper; wagon; unit cheeks
Antonyms: Taylor Swift
Places of interest: Skellig; Arden pool

“Look at that sweat meat…you could spot those cheeks from Fort Worth”
“If you tell me that sweet meat is real, I ain’t buying it”

by Anonymous2715848 May 30, 2022

Meat Mush

"Meat mush" is when meatloaf gets soft from cheap meat. It turns to mush.

God she made meat mush again. I wish her mother would have died with that recipe.

by oger68 February 3, 2010

Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

MEAT IN THE MOUTH

WHEN A DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

Wow, I got meat in the mouth. Yum!

by yummyyummy69 November 20, 2018

Meat sauce

Men's chest hair. Specifically a term used ro describe chest hair when you like it.

Terell was wearing a button down that was showing off his meat sauce.

by MsHahLee September 9, 2022

Clown Meat

It tastes funny

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always

by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021