trouser happy

To have a boner

I saw this fit girl, she made me trouser happy

by Hammerbeat August 7, 2017

Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.

Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?

by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017

Happy Hug

A hug that gives you a boner.

I'm so embarassed. My crush gave me a hug, and it accidentally became a happy hug.
I tried my best to hide it.

by BoxerJoe August 28, 2017

Happiness

An unatainable thing that every time you think about it you feel pain.

It’s impossible for someone to find true happiness

by göblin February 21, 2019

Happy Meat

first you and your squad unite around a piece of raw pig meat, then you stab that meat for every dude,. then you rape the frick out of the meat. when your done with the meat, cook it and make a feast out of it

Dude 1: Dude that Happy meat was awsome
Dude 2: and tasty!

by Eigil221 February 28, 2019

Happy Hammock

When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack

That guy ain't got no happy trail, he got a happy hammock

by 441BR March 8, 2019

Happy

Happy: Happy, is a word that describes a boost of a positive hormone!

I'm so happy today!

by Tea_sis123 March 17, 2019