doing the ton
doing the ton by LeMansChamp August 26, 2008
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Hittin The Trees Like Sonny Bono
The smoking of an assload of pot at once. 4 blunts, 3 joints, 4 bowls, a whole pan of "adult brownies", a whole loaf of bread (toast) with cannibutter, and 15 bong rips to be exact. And its funny because Sonny Bono died skiing into a tree.
Hittin The Trees Like Sonny Bono by Freshketh September 1, 2009
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Tossing the Truffles
The act of avoiding crazed, clingy, predatory women by passing them off to a friend(s), who may very well be going in way over their head(s), so as to avoid unwanted, sexual relations and intense, mental duress.
Usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
Usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ken: I'm giving up on trying to keep Pamela as a Platonic friend. She's on the prowl and wants to jump my bones. She's tried face-raping me several times while I was trying to do my homework. And then the other day, she called me 10 times in a row when I ignored a text from her. Enough's enough!
John: Damn, that's ridiculous! What are you gonna do?
Ken: I'm tossing the truffles to Sam. She's pick up on his scent, and he's willing and gullible enough to go for her.... poor bastard.
John: Damn, that's ridiculous! What are you gonna do?
Ken: I'm tossing the truffles to Sam. She's pick up on his scent, and he's willing and gullible enough to go for her.... poor bastard.
Tossing the Truffles by Ringo the Dragon December 6, 2011
ascend the tree
the act of having sexual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other's opposite foot. Derived from ancient Indian tradition.
dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. She has a nice tree. I would ascend that so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.
ascend the tree by Jonathan Burkels January 6, 2012
on the town
a phrase which describes the action of going out for a night of promiscuity, drunkenness and partying, especially with friends or acquaintances
on the town by himpert123 December 30, 2013
junk in the trunk
all of you fat white chicks taking pictures of yourself dont have junk in the trunk, youve just got a big fat flabby white ass, a nice ass is round and on a girl with a tight body, so stop posting pics of urself and posting them definitions like these
junk in the trunk by sycop September 6, 2005
knock the top off
Phrase used to describe to describe masturbating shortly before having sex in order to prolong intercourse; most effective after a long dry spell.
knock the top off by Niki C January 12, 2006