American Football

literally the definition of rugby for wimps

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps

by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021

American Intelligence

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'

( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!

by Potter's Pit February 25, 2023

American English

A simplified version of regular English.

American English = English (Simplified)

by Klojhgfcvbn September 2, 2022

Americans

Fat, lazy, shitheads who get everything they want, including diabetes.

Those Americans stole my mothers oil, then he raped her because she stole his McDonalds.

by Bbccuminmedaddynigger December 9, 2023

AMERICAN GANBJrastaxe

American generation's and Benningfield junior as the axe man.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

American GANBJrASTAXE by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 26, 2022

american roulette

like the russian counterpart you use a glock. Take turns untill one person is alive

"Lets play american roulette! The winner does the dishes"

"Im bored, lets play american roulette!"

by ThatAnnoyingKidOnCOD January 11, 2021

American Hijab

When you leave skid marks on someone's head.

I smashed that hot new intern and left her with an American Hijab, GOD BLESS THE USA YEE YEE!

by M.A.RIII June 14, 2025