Mormon Speedball

A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.

(Courtesy of EIS)

A: Did you hear about Justin?

B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.

Mormon Speedball by neuro_nick January 2, 2017

Intestinal Speedrun 

When a food gives you the shits right away and is recognizable on exit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that takeout, it pulled an intestinal speedrun.

Intestinal Speedrun by XXApproachingZero February 10, 2017

sanik speed 

Sanic speed is a super fast something.

Person 1#: Damn, he has that sanik speed!

sanik speed by Tehonanonlicliq March 1, 2017

Obital Speed 

the amazing creation from the great and famous Paul Rodgers

it is a random speed that no one knows what it is but it just there because Rodgers said so

the obital speed is good

Obital Speed by Disonere April 25, 2017

forced speedfapping 

when you are in the act of masturbation and you hear your family coming home

i had to write this shit forced speedfapping

forced speedfapping by DoesThisCount May 12, 2017

Sonic Speed Shot 

When someone drives really fast down a neighborhood whilst shooting his assault rifle at every house on the way. killing a few dozen

Yo dawg that guy hit a sonic speed shot in that neighborhood, that's hardcore

Sonic Speed Shot by The Blorgue KinG April 18, 2018

its speeled yea whtney 

yea is spelled yeah

its speeled yea whtney

its speeled yea whtney by jaqsdjlqweodfkd August 24, 2017