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rubber ducky special 

The act of getting in a bathtub with used tires and proceeding to quack repeatedly at the tops of your lungs. A great solution for a roommate if they do not have an alarm.
My alarm clock broke so my roommate just wakes me up with a rubber ducky special when I have class in the morning

chi o special 

Whippets (nitrous oxide) and blow (cocaine) done in unison
Chi O Specials are the best drug combo ever

brown paper bag special 

When the girl has a nice body but her face is ugly you put a brown paper bag on her head
Alyssa has a nice body but ugly face so Shes a brown paper bag special

The Jade Palace Special 

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.
She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.

Wendys Triple Stack Special 

The sexual result of three heifers being sewn together in a "human centipede" sort of fashion, and then being sandwiched between two fairly large males, usually being the farmer and one of his typically incestive relatives, who then proceed to perform anal and oral sex, on the "meat patties".
So i heard last night Cletus and his nephson Jim Bob went out to the cow barn after a keg of moonshine and finished off the night with a Wendys Triple Stack Special.

The Barber Special 

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!
A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special