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Retard

(n)A person with diamond hands ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘ whoโ€™s going to the freaking moon ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€.
Pile in retards weโ€™re buying NOK, GME, AMC, and BB. I like these stocks! Soon we will be monkeys in space! This is not financial advice just my opinion :)
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Retard

a slur used to discriminate against the disabled community by covering the meanings crippled, handicapped, disabled, incapacitated as well as stupid, unlikable, "slow", or thoughtless. through out the words history it has limited the identity of the disabled community, been used as an incorrect diagnosis, or used to limit the conceived capabilities of non verbal people, or simply as in insult to insinuate disabled people are stupid or insinuate stupid people are disabled
Britney: "is Dr. Phil doing real therapy?"
Nicole: "omfg Britney is such a retard, was she dropped as a baby? how could anyone think that???"
empathetic human: "woah Britney chill out, disabled people aren't stupid, and people you think are stupid aren't disabled. almost no unintentional statement deserves that, let's stop that and move on"
Britney: "XD XD XD XD triggered snow flake leftist libtard feminist MAGAMAGAMAGAMAGA---- HDJFHZETGJICXHHKJFGDSF"
by fuckitinnabucket November 20, 2021
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Retard

Logan Paul his the very definition of a retard
Logan Paul: Have my merch fan ow fuck he is dead ....... Great content yay
Ligit everyone: you a fucking retard
by Meow Meow I am a cat May 6, 2020
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retard

someone who spoiled endgame on the first night it came out
Amy: *spoils endgame*
What the fuck Amy youโ€™re such a retard
by panicboi420 May 22, 2019
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Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions
Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?
by Flores grup June 30, 2020
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selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know whatโ€™s going on
Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retardโ€ฆ

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.
by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 4, 2021
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Retard

Oh?
Hym "Do you have a problem with the retard/not retard dichotomy?"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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