potatoe

a tall masculine man who can get your pants off by sending the right string of emojis this lad sends potatoes instead of nudes and you'll still masturbate about it

mmm look at the absolute potatoe I'm salivating at the thought of him

by The real datboi May 28, 2021

Potato

A food that does not taste good raw and is used in French fries and mashed potatoes. It is most commonly baked with butter.

"I ate a raw potato and it was so bad" "I ate a baked potato and it was so good"

by Oogaboogacavemanhehe June 23, 2021

potato

Thing with low quality.

His camera is just a potato.

by ct678ikjnbvfrtyujnbvcxswe4567y July 8, 2022

Potato

Asma (also know as Azma in Scotland) the beautiful friend of mine that acts like mama and loves pasta so much. She’s full of stress and the number one customer of vending machine. Having Asma is like having a sweet, loving and caring potato.

Sweet potato come here.

by Retaj, Sara and Dora January 19, 2020

The Potato Salad Tosser

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.

person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!

person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER

person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)

by Some guy 35 February 4, 2024

potato

someone who is superior

person 1: aye you alright mate
person 2:i’m alright how are you my potato

by 09084 January 19, 2022

Potato head

Sucking cock with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head

by Sindee Throatstar February 26, 2021