flying a kite

Flying a kite is code for smoking weed. It is used when you’re so high you feel like you’re in the clouds; and especially used when you’re around or talking to people who don’t smoke so you don’t want them to lose respect for you, stoner.

Friend 1: hey, whats up??
Friend 2: oh not much, just flying a kite
Friend 1: in this weather???

by grubbs4777 March 31, 2020

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pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma May 24, 2012

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Get the pigs don't flymug.

Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!

Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman

by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024

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three flys up

Sexual act performed with a male masturbating in a chair with his back to three women. Upon ejaculating, he shoots his load over his shoulder and the three women waiting compete to see who can catch his load in their mouth. First to women to catch 3 wins.

see also: white magician, sacrifice fly

"Playing three flys up with your mouth is hard, we should be allowed to use baseball gloves"

by therube February 24, 2010

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