Monkey dance

Act of copulation (sexual intercourse)

Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.

by fuseon March 27, 2015

spunk monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.

I blew it all over that spunk monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!

by JamJam1 November 7, 2012

Monkey Fist

Hammering, throwing, kicking, or otherwise abusing equipment due to a complete and blatant ignorance on how to repair it. The monkey fister is most often seen pounding on his keyboard when it is in fact his computer that is malfunctioning or, slamming his cellphone against the wall when he's in the boonies and can't get service.

I don't need another schmuck in my machine monkey fisting the works. I brought my last computer to that kid off craigslist just to get the email working and now I need a new motherboard. . .

by Matthew Kastor August 16, 2012

monkey bottom

the word for 'silly' that it is every Englishmans duty to teach to foreigners.

Ehhhhhh what a monkey bottoms, putting a iz a trousers on a the a wrong a way a round.

by Pamplemousse September 19, 2013

back monkey

Someone who hangs around you incessantly, not able to take a hint and piss off. An annoyingly clingy person.

"Oh my god, that girl is such a back monkey, why doesn't she fuck off?"

by Deej June 10, 2004

Stunt Monkey

A monkey trained to fling rings on polls. They are ment to entertain a crowds of spectators.

Hojo is not a stunt monkey! He is a helper monkey!

by Turbotom March 25, 2003

Choke the monkey

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009