Mari

An amazing girl. She's bright, bubbly, funny and kind (and short). She's so creative and neat. She is the best friend you could ever have.

Mari why did you eat that paper

by MARIISTHEBEST❤️ March 31, 2022

Vessel Marie Token

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.

Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025

Amber from Marys

A short blonde girl who wears Van's and has a bunch of guy friends...
Most commonly thinks they are not cute when they are... also very fun to talk to

Are you know marys who's friends with ambers.. amber from marys

by Hdhshsjsn September 6, 2021

mary porter

gorgeous ass bitch 😁👍🏼 go get joaquin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

mary porter has to go get her man joaquin!

by Mamasfungers October 22, 2020

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011

Presentation of Mary Academy

Presentation of Mary Academy (P.M.A.) is the worst school, worse than prison. The principle is a money hungry, sexist, and unfair gremlin. The middle school is a shitshow, and the food is half-cooked garbage. Classrooms are stinky and musty. The given computers are cheap chrome books with no learning applications beside google. You don’t learn anything from the “special” classes, and most of the “special” teachers are uneducated. Technology in this school is uncommonly used by students. If you’re educated or talented, P.M.A. doesn’t care about your education and will pit you aside, especially you’re a boy.

I’m going to get expelled because I spoke my opinion on the education at Presentation of Mary Academy as a educated, male student.

by ProCurryMuncher May 3, 2022

Going full mary

Doing so much coke and molly and whip it’s on the weekend then going back on the work grid Monday morning

Guy #1 - damn! Heather already took two molly pills and did a gram of coke!
Guy #2 - yeah she’s going full Mary this weekend!

by Ricksauce December 4, 2017