michaels boobies

The boobs on a female that are only for Michael. He get to see them whenever he wants, gets to grab them, and every once in a while he gets to take a nice nap on the most comfortable pillows in the world.

“Stop touching my boobies will, these are only for Michael, these are michaels boobies.”

by Idk if you can take it? June 28, 2022

Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of whether they are male or female, they all physically begin to resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.

Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing Michael Moore Singularity.

by bonestone June 13, 2025

Michael Pe-nis

Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.

Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you

by Viscount Druitt August 5, 2022

Michael Day

A day that is all about Michael, usually October 30th.

Lain: “You know Michael day?”.

Everyone: “YESSS!! I love spoiling Michael on Michael day!”.

by notlains October 30, 2020

Michael

Michael, Sexy, handsome guy with a huge dick. he is also very smart and is the best boyfriend you could ever have, he makes girls, tap out very fast.

Michael The best boyfriend you could ever have

by kjckjdjns March 23, 2021

Michael

He has a small dick with no print

“Michael has a small pp yet he claims it’s so big and that he’ll whip it out, but it’s hmm🤏🏽.”

by @facts November 23, 2021

Michael Henderson

A creepy pedophile that was a teacher at my school. He told my girlfriend to do asmr. Whenever he let other people to conduct he held by their HEE HEE.

Stop being a MICHAEL HENDERSON

by senpai pingu November 4, 2019