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Knee Job

When a girl traps a man's penis against a wall and rubs it violently.

Short for KJ
That bitch wouldn't put out, so i told that hoe to give me a knee job.
by murphleezy June 11, 2006
mugGet the Knee Jobmug.

Lawn job

I don't need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.
by ace September 16, 2003
mugGet the Lawn jobmug.

T-Job

When 3 girls give a guy a blowjob, but 1 girl sucks the dick, 1 girl sucks the left nut and 1 girl b sucks the right nut.
Guy #1: Bro I got these 3 girls to come back to my place and they all sucked me off.

Guy #2: Was it a T-job?

Guy #1: Hellz yeah.
by Blahyblah May 24, 2020
mugGet the T-Jobmug.

Road Job

When the female is giving the male a hand-job and starts kissing and licking the shaft and makes her way down to the balls. Not mistaken for road head
"Yo Gabriel, guess what Ashley did to me at the movies this weekends?"
"What?"
"She gave me a road job!"

"Damn bruh! I see you!"
by Big Sack Zak February 7, 2017
mugGet the Road Jobmug.

Paint Job

when you haven’t jacked of in a long time, so so much cum splatters on a wall and re-paints it in a white, cream shade
dude haven’t jacked off in a momth, I gave my wall a Paint Job
by cooljuda7 July 26, 2018
mugGet the Paint Jobmug.

Chex-Job

The act of shoving seven square Chex-Mix pretzels up the anus.
Cartman gave Jennifer Lopez such a great Chex-Job last night.
by Fudreaux October 16, 2011
mugGet the Chex-Jobmug.

Slaw job

A law enforcement term to describe a foolish and incompetent attempt to plant evidence on someone who is mistakenly believed to be guilty that eventually backfires.
"He looked like the right guy, so I planted some weight in his trunk, but it turned out to be a slaw job, and now the rat squad is on me."
by rotwald March 27, 2010
mugGet the Slaw jobmug.

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