Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022

Hit

attack and rob or kill.

"if they're cops, maybe it's not a good idea to have them hit"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

Hitting the 45

The sexual act of missionary position. Girl flat on her back and guy digging deep at the 45 position in relation to her body position. Also known as Balls deep!

Jimmy: Hey Bob, my side chick and I hooked up and we were ‘hitting the 45’. Man her pussy was so juicy!
Bob: cool man...wished my wife would let me get some sex. Does your wife know about side chick?

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

One-hit Blunder

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device

Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder

by FresnoNightcrawler June 25, 2019

Hit Players

The most disgusting things in existence, someone who has no experience fighting, or someone who spam there five hit combo.

Hit players have literally zero skill in tactical fighting

by Legendary.Mp5 April 21, 2021

Mega Hit

When you light out on some sort of vape pen twice

“Dude, did you see that guy over there take that mega hit? He’s crazy!”

by M4N90 May 2, 2018