If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good...

That moment when you find yet another cause of your crippling depression.

Peter Parker (my smol bean whom I will forever love):Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good...
My dumbass: biTCH FIGHT ME
*gets yeeted across titan by thanos’ purple ass

by Mysadlilass November 4, 2018

Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket

So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket

by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019

noodle, don't noodle

noodle, don't noodle

nęuw-dhil-dœn-ť-nęuw-dhil

VERB

1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.

-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"

by RhealTawk January 11, 2020

See abuse? Don’t Grab the Noose

This means if you spot an animal being neglected not to call the police or animal control and to call a local rescue instead. This is because police and animal control are known to not do anything about cases they don’t see as serious.

“That persons hit their dog, we should call animal control.”
“No, we should call a rescue instead. Remember, see abuse? Don’t grab the noose.”

by Thecommonblackbird August 22, 2020

wait, just don't buy a

it'll say buy a wait, just don't buy a mug

wait, just don't buy a mug

by YOU GOT JEBAITED May 5, 2021

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023