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Jersey Cream

Jersey Cream is an alcoholic food sediment made by taking a 50-50 mixture of Baileys and unfiltered water from the Hudson River, passing it through a coffee filter, and collecting the substance too coarse to pass through the filter. It is conventionally served with Taylor Ham and toast.
Can I please have the breakfast special with extra Jersey Cream.
by jrzycrm May 9, 2018
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Douche cream

The gunk that comes out after a girl douches
I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night
by Jeffythefry June 20, 2016
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Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
mugGet the Cream Cheese my Bagelmug.

Double Creamed

When two guys deposit their load straight after one another
by Dave_Das September 18, 2017
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muckers cream

Muckers cream is a foul thick brown poo like substance which is featured on dick&doms bungalow.
You fancy a bit of muckers cream mate.
by Frasslerdez February 13, 2021
mugGet the muckers creammug.

the cream pie

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie
by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017
mugGet the the cream piemug.
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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