Big cream

A big creamy pudussy that squirts all over you and stains your skin

Yo bro, I got to get my dick bleached because my girls big cream left a stain on my dick

by Big dooty December 21, 2021

Nut Cream

Something being nutty, but as noun. Compare to cheesy and cheese bals.

Did you see that dog lick his ass? That's so nut cream!

by Yelo777 November 5, 2018

Faggots on an ice-cream cone

The phrase you'd use during a frustrating situation.

Oh, faggots on an ice-cream cone! I lost my wallet!

by Boar1 December 20, 2024

front bottom cream

A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.

Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"

by harry crisp July 1, 2011

Cream cheese and jelly

When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.

My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.

by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016

Cream Cherry

to creampie a virgin

Guy1: So I had sex with this virgin yesterday and nutted all in her.
Guy2: You gave the ol cream cherry.
Guy1: Yup.
Guy2: Classy.

by Nate6969696969696969696 November 4, 2012

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021