Boned

1. to be hard or erect
2. to be fucked or to be having sex
"Dude Mariah just sent me a nude, I'm so boned"
by ddiicckk December 1, 2019
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Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours
Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
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where yo bones at?

You’re asking a lot of questions for someone who doesn’t even know where your own bones are
Dogs be like: Where yo bones at?
by Alcoheric Scruggs January 31, 2023
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I boned her

Have a extraordinary s*x with a woman and her bones almost went cracked of the man's force. (You can relate if you're Shaquille O'Neal's wife.)
"She said she needed comfort"
"So I phoned her "
SIKE
"I BONED HER"

Commentor: @FrokuBabayy, from the "Supa Hot Fire ENDS the Blueface's Carrer" shorts video on YTB.
by AdiniSoylemekIstemeyenOguz November 18, 2023
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Bone broth

Refers to a viscous and slightly opaque fluid that emanates from an erection.

It is sometimes added to soups and sauces by restaurant workers.

It is an acquired taste. Some proponents argue that drinking pineapple juice enhances the flavor.
Ex 1 - I dun got fire from the Long John Silver's, after I put my bone broth in the tartar sauce.

Ex 2 - I fell asleep watching The Golden Girls and woke up with bone broth spilled in my pants.
by SteviaRayVaughan June 4, 2024
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Stranger Boning

The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.
Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.

Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.

O shit, I got it from you then!
by niggabitchsluthoe86 May 22, 2014
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apple bones

Canadian model/actor and People Magazine’s “Sexiest TikTokker” William White refers to the core of an apple as “apple bones”.
Guys, I accidentally ate part of the apple bones!
by Whitey’s Gold Chain April 21, 2023
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