bird

a thing with feathers that lives in a tree for some reason, and chirps loudly at 3:00 AM. No one knows why they are so stupid, and annoying.

That bird is pooping on her shoulder!!

by rainas adVice for dummies May 26, 2023

Baby bird

The act of sucking dick until he blows in your mouth, you hold it in your mouth and spit it back into his mouth.

This chick sucked my dick and gave it back to me like a baby bird.

by Evil Angel 45 June 13, 2018

Plantes bird

A bad ass bitch that you don't want to fuck with

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...

by Kate minden March 21, 2017

The Whirly Bird

When an individual will cry, piss, shit, fart, and cum at the same time.

Ya Griffin was broken up with and he just about "whirly birded" himself
Griffin did "The Whirly Bird" after being broken up with

by DBLmusic January 30, 2023

Bird Tatoos

Tattoos typically worn by tranvestites or gender fluid people. The notion is that their sexual orientation is transient as is signified by the moving bird.

“Did you see the bird tatoos on (him/her)?”
“I did, I would have never known that they got a sex change!”

by that guy001001 September 26, 2019

Bird's Nest

When you pack a perfect bowl in a pyrex so it looks just like a bird's nest. Usually requires about a five chunk depending on pipe size.

Man lets go pack a Bird's Nest before we go to the Co-Op Christmas party.

by Jared Scott April 18, 2006

Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024